Thursday, November 13, 2008

Will god and Alaska call Palin to the Senate?

This morning it appears that Senator Ted Stevens may go down in Alaska, which also means that god has closed the door on Palin heading to the Senate in the near future.

On the other hand, if Stevens should win, the Senate may very well throw him out, and then Palin could say, "God saved the day, I'll just have to appoint myself to the Senate and maybe the good folks of Alaska will elect the First Dude as guv - he's really a good guy and under my administration he's gained a ton of executive experience!"

But it doesn't look like that's going to happen. Oh darn.

Plus, she's still got almost two years to serve as guv, and she like, really loves her job!

Nevertheless, Palin like just knows the people of Alaska and like how much they love her. She like trusts them. "I will do what the people of Alaska want me to do," she says.

However...as usual, god might get involved in Palin's life again. Here's how she put it: "...if they [the people of Alaska] call an audible on me [isn't that cute?], and if they say they want me in another position, I'm going to do it. ... My life is in God's hands. If he's got doors open for me, that I believe are in our state's best interest, the nation's best interest, I'm going to go through those doors."

How do you suppose Palin knows when God opens a door or when the Devil opens a door? What criteria does she use to determine that? And notice that even if she thinks God has opened a door she ain't going through it unless SHE determines that it's in "our state's best interest, the nation's best interest." Isn't that second-guessing god herself?


And if you believe any of this phony bullshit, you should move to Alaska so you can better "love" Sarah and help her govern, until she determines god wants her in the Oval Office and she must walk through that open door!

6 comments:

the patriot said...

I hope Sarah doesn't take the pontificating blowhard position of US Senator! She's an executive. She runs things. She has more executive experience than McCain, Obama, and Biden combined! Oh by the way, isn't it great that these "insider leaks" from "the McCain camp" about Governor Palin's geography deficit have turned out to be part of a hoax by European filmakers! (check today's news)
By the way, you seem conflicted as to whether or not to capitalize God's name. Throughout history, Almighty God's name (The Father, Jesus The Son, and The Holy Spirit) has been capitalized as a form of honor. When referring to a false god, or satan, (who is referred to as the "god of this earth" in the bible) god is never capitalized.
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the patriot said...

I hope Sarah doesn't take the pontificating blowhard position of US Senator! She's an executive. She runs things. She has more executive experience than McCain, Obama, and Biden combined! Oh by the way, isn't it great that these "insider leaks" from "the McCain camp" about Governor Palin's geography deficit have turned out to be part of a hoax by European filmakers! (check today's news)
By the way, you seem conflicted as to whether or not to capitalize God's name. Throughout history, Almighty God's name (The Father, Jesus The Son, and The Holy Spirit) has been capitalized as a form of honor. When referring to a false god, or satan, (who is referred to as the "god of this earth" in the bible) god is never capitalized.
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Jacob said...

o mi god! i am so conflicted! thank you for sharing that information about god.

god almighty, you just can't seem to write a real critique.

it's probably all a godly conspiracy anyway to keep the godly sarah out of the white house.

by the by, have you seen the videos of sarah being anointed by the witchhunter, muthee? do you know anything about sarah's religious connections? Or are you a pentecostalist and/or part of joel's army?

i promise i'll work hard on capitalizing the name of almighty god and zeus and osiris and mithra.

i can't promise about almighty god, though.

Jacob

the patriot said...

Wow. Aren't we easily roused. Maybe you should dial back the caffiene, or better yet, the Godless left wing propoganda!

Anonymous said...

It just might be possible that some other gods or God is the same as others by different names, or is the only one, how will we ever know in our lifetime? I am sure the real Gods do not care how we spell or even if we can spell. Why get so hung up over such things?

Bob

Anonymous said...

I think there is still plenty of room for all the Palin people to move to Alaska and help her by voting for her. It will be up to Alaskans to decide who will be governor and maybe senator. Then the winning group will get what they want and deserve and I do not care.
Bob Poris

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