Friday, July 15, 2016

Why Trump Must NEVER Become President

Trump And O'Reilly Agree: It's World War III!

Right after news broke about today's attack in Nice, France, Donald Trump cancelled his news conference to announce his VP, realizing that the news cycle wouldn't put enough attention on it. Instead, he headed straight over to Fox News and Bill O'Reilly's show to talk about what he, Donald Trump the (proto)fascist, would do if he…

Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Ted Nugent Pretends Obama Wants a Race War

Seditious Ted Nugent Pretends That Obama Wants A Race War

Right off the bat, let's define a word that is not commonly used, in fact, I've never heard of it before today. Ephebolphiliac: an adult who is sexually attracted to adolescents. It is mandatory to have knowledge of this abnormal trait, because it's relevant to a person who calls our own President an 'evil man.' Ted…