Wednesday, December 24, 2014

More Wackos

Missouri State Representative, Rick Brattin (R), has proposed a bill “which would require a woman seeking an abortion to obtain notarized consent from the baby’s father, even if he is physically abusive toward her."
A woman would have to prove she suffered a “legitimate rape” to avoid getting a man’s consent for an abortion.

Brattin's bill probably won’t go anywhere but he’s proven once again the Missouri legislature has at least one scumbag.

Ted Nugent, who occupies a special place at the bottom of the barrel, called President Obama a “subhuman mongrel.”   Doesn't this wacko claim to love Jeebus?
Bill O’Reilly, that great American scholar who has a book ghost-written about every two weeks these days, has proclaimed that he has “won the “War on Christmas” again!  Why would he say that?  Well, he doesn’t know of one store that won’t allow employees to greet customers with “Merry Christmas.”

I never thought I would agree with the Donald about anything, but the other day he said “The last thing we need is another Bush in the White House.”  Of course we wouldn't want any Trump, either!

In Michigan, one Rick Jones (a Repugnican State Senator), is afraid Satan is going to win by “hijacking” Christmas.  Well, Mr. Jones is not going to let that happen, so after the Satan Temple got approval to put up a holiday display on the lawn of the State Capitol, Jones decided that he would put a Xtn nativity scene on the Capitol lawn, even it has to be erected and taken down every night.  It’s interesting how hard this Xtn legislator works to get an erection.

Rand Paul is trying to get the law changed or at least find some loophole so that he can run both for the Senate and the Presidency in 2016.  Isn’t it funny how these God-fearing Repugs just love the “law” until the law becomes an inconvenience?

The Jesus-loving gov of Ariz, Jan Brewer, issued an executive order blocking the state from giving driver licenses to young undocumented immigrants who are in line to get deportation relief from the Obama Administration.  Wouldn’t want these young folks to be able to get jobs and make enough money to survive, would we?  The Supremes, though, said she couldn’t do that.  Guess which of the Supremes voted against the kids:  Right!  Scalia, Thomas and Alito.

Blake Farenthold is just a downright dirty scumbag Republican Congressman from Texas.  He owns a website,, and is being sued by a former employee who claim she suffered from “gender discrimination and inappropriate sexual comments.”  He’s done many inappropriate things but the one that stands out is his telling a staffer he had wet dreams about her.

Charisma magazine calls him a Bible scholar.  Ha!  He’s just another fundy who can probably quote hundreds of verses from the Bible and not know what any of them really mean.  He’s the prez of the World Bible Society, and his name is F. Kenton Beshore, nicknamed Doc.  Back in the 1970s, the kook Hal Lindsey, predicted that Jesus would return within a biblical generation or about 40 years after 1948.  Beshore points out that that Jesus did not come back in 1988.  Really?  But the problem is that a biblical generation is actually 70-80 years, says Beshore, because of Psalm 90:10.  So, now, finally we’ve got the truth:  The 2nd coming will happen between 2018 and 2028.  But “Taking into account the seven-year Tribulation period, Beshore expects the rapture to occur sometime between now and 2021.”  Beshore is 86 and reported has 5 doctoral degrees in theology.  Whoopee.  A degree is only as good as where it comes from…what a crock this all is!

Rick Santorum is going to run for president again.  He says he’s an underdog and American loves underdogs and he’s prepared for a dogfight.  Sounds about right.  Woof!

Phyllis Schlafly, a nogoodnik who made her bones as an anti-feminist back in the good ol’ days of the John Birch Society, is a true wacko and a liar.  In a recent article for the Christian Post, she wrote “The Obama administration is now trying to outlaw single-sex classrooms, a practice that has been growing as parents and teachers see its good results.  That’s not true.  Some individual schools have tried this system with mixed results but Obama’s not involved in this discussion

John McCain, the failed presidential candidate, crook from the word go, and POW with questionable credentials, is pissed at the President because Sony.  It didn’t take him very long to blame Mr. Obama for the Sony hack; it resulted from “the Administration’s failure to deter our adversaries…”  Oh, and bomb, bomb, bomb Iran

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

A Pagan Xmas

Cartoon by Bill Mutranowski of Atheist Cartoons.  Used with permission.

Monday, December 22, 2014

Pentagon Bible Study

Cartoon by Bill Mutranowski of Atheist Cartoons.  Used with permission.

Good Tidings and Buy My Book - Sarah Palin

Laugh your heart out as she stumbles through her "War on Christmas" recitation!