This is just too funny! And to think there are millions of people still living in some religious dark age who actually believe this crap!
It's sad, really. They're simply replaying the same song as those ignorant "Christ-ians" from the days of St. Paul, when he warned that Christ was coming soon; of course, when that didn't happen, he changed his tune. That was only 2,000 years ago!
Yup! He's coming back any day now. Keep watching the sky "up" there! A dead man, resurrected ghost, in bodily form who is really God and the Holy Spirit is going to descend up the earth and gather up only those who believe the right doctrines!
Isn't that amazing?
Oh, stop laughing. No, actually, this is worth a good laugh.