Mz. Eliyzabeth Yanne Strong or Ms. Eliyzabeth Anderson or whatever the hell she is called, has written a book.Yup. It's titled "Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood Children."
Yup. You'll no doubt want to buy it right away. And you can, at Amazon! ONLY $135.00 (Which is a great deal, 'cause the "List Price" is $150!)
Don't manner none if'n she's damn near illiterate!
Here's part of the "Product Description":
"THIS IS A HOLYSPIRIT MANUSCRIPT BOOK: WHEN YOU BUY THIS BOOK YOU WILL BE READING A HOLYSPIRIT DIRECTED BOOK FROM GOD; & *CHRIST JESUS. THIS BOOK IS GOD'S HOLYSPIRIT VOICE; THE CALL FOR ALL CHRISTIANS & CHURCHES TO REPENT FROM ALL THEIR SINS: EVEN FROM FALSE CHRIST TEACHINGS. BIRTH CONTROL SINS HAVE CURSE THE CHURCH WITH SPIRITUAL WHOREDOM & FALSE WORSHIP. RESULTING IN THE PERSECUTIONS: AGAINST THE HOLY PEOPLE. THIS BOOK MAY BE REVISED: BECAUSE OF COMPUTER DICTATORS: MANY WORDS IN THIS BOOK: MADE HAVE BEEN CHANGED: TO>>DISCREDIT: THE AUTHOR. BUT IN TRUTH: I AM A HOLYSPIRIT CHOSEN ANOINTED DISCIPLE FOR GOD & CHRIST JESUS. EVEN FOR JEWS, MUSLIMS & GENTILE SINNERS. MANY PEOPLE WILL LEARN HOW TO>BECOME REAL BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN..."
Get all the details here.
Methinks we are breeding crazies by the dozens!
h/t to Cynical-C Blog.
4 comments:
Yikes! gitt'n sayved iz 'spensive, $135.00?????
Wow! God is in the book business now. Maybe He will write a book as to how to solve our other problems.
The book costs more now, the sale is over.
What a shame we all missed out on reading this woman who says she wrote the book that apparently God/Jesus somehow told her to write. How could we all have missed the chance to buy it at a huge discount?
it is available again at the original price, which is pretty high. I shall wait until God sends it free to all. God knows all the correct addresses, so watch the mail. I hope it is in English, If not I will give mine to someone who needs it.
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