Bill Keller, the "leading internet evangelist" and the economy

Bill Keller, since he got out of prison, has made a very good living preaching a lot of nonsense and picking the pockets of a lot of naive folks. Millions are said to listen to him and send him money in spite of the fact he makes no damn sense at all.

In fact, he's got so many nutcases twisting the TV dial his way that he's called the nation's "leading internet evangelist." Heh. Heh.

He's been harping on this subject for a long time now, and you'd think he would have moved on milk another cow, but nooooo...it's the economy, stupid. Back in May, (and we reported on Keller at that time), he said that God would send our economy into the toilet as a punishment for our sins.

Yup. The economic crisis was all about God getting pissed off at Americans. I don't think Keller said too much about all those damn European sinners and Asian sinners and African sinners. I don't think he mentioned Alaska once! (Oh, that's right, Alaska is part of the U.S. Darn!)

Well, why the hell is God so angry? Guess? Abortion is the biggie; we "murder" too many fetuses. Homosexuality is another biggie; there are fags everywhere Keller looks. We've made a "mockery" of family and marriage in this country. Can you blame God for getting pissed?

Not only so, but we are "a nation who has turned away from God to worship a plethora of false gods and idols."

Well, I guess things really are bad then, 'cause when we read Exodus and Leviticus, we know how much God hates false gods and idols!


That's why Keller is insisting that all of Barack Hussein Obama's stimulus plans and every other
attempt to prop up the economy are going to fail, fail, fail! "Instead of getting better, things are getting worse ... " And the reason, says Keller, is that this is not "an economic crisis, but a spiritual crisis, and the only action what will provide any real healing would be for the nation to repent of its sins, ask God's forgiveness, and turn back to God and biblical faith."

What really got Keller mad is that he sent a letter to Prez. Bush, to Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi and to Harry Reid, Senate Majority Leader, back in December asking them to declare a national day of prayer and fasting for the economy.

He got no reply! None of them cared about him enough to even acknowledge his existence! So much for being the nation's "leading internet evangelist."

Heh. Heh.

On your knees, bubblehead! Oh, but first send money. To Bill Keller c/o Liveprayer.com. Lots of money. Hey, even leading internet evangelists have to eat. And drive a BMW or something like it. Mansions cost a lot to maintain too, you know! Might need to buy another jet before long. And mama's gonna need some new clothes.

Here's a video of this idiot claiming Barack Obama is not a Christian but an enemy of God.