Stuck on You (or Your Toilet)

Just when you think you'd heard it all!

From the Sydney Morning Herald:

A 35-year old woman in Ness County, Kansas, sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years!

Sheriff Bryan Whipple told how, when found, the woman's skin had become affixed to the toilet seat. "We pried the toilet seat off with the pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," said Whipple. "The hospital removed it."

Evidently the woman had decided she was going to stay on that toilet. The reason is not clear. Her boyfriend brought her "food and water, and asked her to come out of the bathroom" every day.

She would reply, "Maybe tomorrow."

Last February 27, finally, the boyfriend called the coppers and said there was something wrong with his girlfriend. He did not explain why he waited two years to contact the authorities.

The girlfriend is said to be in fair condition at a Wichita hospital and will not cooperate with medical personnel or police.

This story certainly gives new meaning to the phrase, "Stuck on you."