Tuesday, December 2, 2008

God calls Texas driver

Well, this time god's call to earth did not involve sex or the lack thereof. It had nothing to do with abortion or the lack thereof. It had nothing to do with homosexuals or the lack thereof.

It happened on U.S. 281 in the great state of Texas. A gentleman driving his pickyup down U.S. 281 got a call from god telling him that the woman in front of him "needed to be taken off the road."

Naturally, he was afeared of what might happen if'n he didn't follow god's instructions, so he put the pedal to the metal (that's how those Texans talk) and when he got all the way up to 100 miles per hour he rammed into her car's rear end.

That's all she wrote, you're prob'ly thinking. But no...he got that damn female off'n the road and god took care of him. The two cars spun 'cross the median and stopped along a barrier and both the gentleman and the woman ended up with only "minor" injuries.

According to the sheriff, the gentleman was jest driving his pickyup calmly down the highway when god called and tol' him "she wasn't driving right, and she needed to be taken off the road."
So, naturally, he did what god tol' him to do.

The sheriff also said god must have been with the guy, "'cause any other time, the severity of the crash, it would have been a fatal."

No drugs of alcohol were involved. So why weren't this guy kilt? God.

1 comment:

DeSwiss said...

I don't think you could find a clearer cut case of DUC. Driving Under the Influence of Christianutty.

I'll be glad when science has developed the equivalent of the radar gun for these people. Maybe then we can get them off the road before they do more harm.....

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