Jesus H. Christ! Things jest git funner and funner in the religus wurld!In the grand ol' state of Maryland, there is a retired barber by name of Joe Godlewski. No, I'm not making that up. It is actually GODlewski.
Anyway, GODlewski he watches TV and right there on thet ol' TV set he saw a TV chef recommend kosher salt for his recipees!
So, GODlewski, being a right fine Christian type person, wondered. "What the heck's the matter with Christian salt?"
Seems like the kind of question any normal god-fearing Christian would ask.
Well, he went off and made some real, honest-to-Yahsus Christian salt! It's trademarked as Blessed Christians Salt. It's made by "seasonings manufacturer Ingredients Corporation of America."
Best of all, this Christian salt is really "Christian" salt 'cause it's been blessed by an Episcopal priest! Hallelujah!
Now, you cain't jest go buy this salt anywhere; nosirree! You gotta go to your local Christian bookstore.
The funniest thing, though: "Rabbi Sholem Fishbane, kosher administrator for the Chicago Rabbinical Council, says all salt is inherently kosher because it occurs naturally and requires little or no processing."
Heh. Heh.
So, Blessed Christians Salt is kosher, too! Double your fun!
Read article here. There's even more here.
h/t to Cynical-C Blog
2 comments:
It was good enough for Mary, Joseph and Jesus so I assume it is ok for us.
Stupidity is rampant. It seems to be catching too.
I'm just waiting for them to release the new kosher water. Wait, don't we already have a holy water?
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