Monday, March 30, 2009

The Catholic god does not want Obama to speak at Notre Dame!

That's right. How do I know? Because the Catholic god's papal pontificators, those MEN who don't have sex and wear dresses, are screaming bloody murder. Yup, a good Catholic school like Notre Dame, they say, should not, indeed must not, allow the President of the United States to deliver the commencement address this year!

Absolutely not! He is pro-choice, for god's sake. And he has not condemned condoms. He obviously does not respect Pope Ratzy!

Several bishops have said so. Catholic pundits have said so. Newt Gingrich has said so.

What? Why the hell does Gingrich care? I mean, I know he's an asshat, but what possible reason could this disgraced politico with a peanut brain and no morals have for wanting Obama punted off Notre Dame's commencement agenda?


Heh. Heh. Old Newt, serial adulterer, facile liar, famous asshat, either became a Roman Catholic over this past weekend or will become a Roman Catolic on Easter Sunday (There seems to be some confusion about the time). Yup. Now his allegiance is or will be to the Pope and not the devil. Hmmm.... No, I'm not gonna say it!

Anyway, old Newt, the ignorant former perfessor of history, said that "It is sad to see Notre Dame invite President Obama to give the commencement address since his policies are so anti-Catholic values."

Heh, heh, again! This from a thrice-married bum who got tossed out of Congress on his butt, who wouldn't know an ethic from a enema.

Not only so, but the Political Machine has a bit as to how, back in 2005, Gingrich spoke at Catholic University. Some righteous Catholics got their skirts in a bunch because they said Gingrich supported the death penalty and was noted for his infidelities and thus "violated the school's prohibition against speakers with positions contrary to Vatican teachings."

[This has nothing to do with the subject, but I wonder how an institution can call itself a "university" when it cannot teach anything contradictory to "Vatican teachings," or have a speaker on campus who might be construed as having values contradictory to "Vatican teachings." That's not a university, that's a incubator designed to pump out mental midgets from a Catholic mold.




Thanks to Daniel Florien at Unreasonable Faith.

3 comments:

Grandpa Eddie said...

Hmmmm....I'll say it for ya Jacob.....the Pope IS the Devil...there I said it.

What a bunch of sanctimonious ass-hats. Won't let Obama speak but they'll take a piece of shit like Gingrich into the "flock".

Bob Poris said...

Interesting that they KNOW! I lectured once, a very long time ago, to a group of Lutheran ministers re differences between some denominations, from a secular view. They did not think they knew it all and were quite open about accepting other possibilities. I hope they were typical of sincere believers with open and tolerant minds. Maybe some other religious people could have learned from them. It did no harm to their beliefs and allowed others to have theirs…or not.

Grandpa Eddie said...

Bob - I think you'll find the Methodists are as open as the Lutherans are. That openness ends once you get to the Baptists and the Fundamentalists(Evangelical Free). Those people are as close-minded as the Catholics.

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