Christianity, according to the Urban Dictionary, involves believing that ...
"...a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree."
This definition quoted as a footnote in Bill Mutranowski's book, "You Bloggin' to Me? How the Self Illusion Trolls Us and Why Skeptics Should Care."
Note: Cartoon by Bill Mutranowski. Used with permission.
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Try telling that definition to Pat Robertson and then step back while his head explodes.
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