You can help. In the United Kingdom, the Bible Society is sending small books filled with Bible verses to the Philippines to help those whose lives were smashed by recent typhoons.Yep. Those folks without food, clothing or shelter desperately need small books filled with Bible verses!
And you can help. Over 5,000 books of Bible books with verses have already been sent, but the Bible Society is in dire need of another $100,000 buckaroos to print more Bibles and more small books with Bible verses.
Would you believe that the Bible Society was involved in a major effort to smother the Philippine people with Bibles BEFORE the typhoons hit? Yup. Their goal was to ship off one million Bibles to that far-off land filled with, well, not-really-Christian, Catholics!
Hmmm. Methinks maybe God did not look with happiness on their Bible campaign. Methinks this plan to scatter Bibles all over the Philippines met with some resistance from the deity. Methinks she sent the typhoons to stop this nonsense. The last I heard, she's really pissed at all the crazy religious bullshit that people derive from the Bible.
So, the Bible-thumpers are the ones responsible for the typhoons. And they're so damn dumb, they want to send even more Bibles, of which the people have no need, rather than food, clothing and money which they desperately need to rebuild their lives!
So, go ahead and send your money to the Bible Society if you so desire, but recognize the fact that you might be setting yourself up for a fall. You might find yourself in the middle of a typhoon!
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