Monday, October 19, 2009

Amazing grace douchebags

[Image from here]

If you read the previous post, this post will make sense.

From Fanhouse:

A church somewhere (probably in New England) that calls itself, ironically, Amazing Grace Baptist Church, has weighed in on the marital status of Tom Brady, the quarterback for the New England Patriots.

He is, according to the Baptist douchebags, going to burn forever in hell:

"Tom Brady has an unwed child, but it's okay because he wins Super Bowls. Tom Brady is teaching us to have sex outside of marriage, to commit fornication, don't marry and do the right thing, don't take responsibility for your actions, have a good time no matter who you hurt in this world, go from sex partner to sex partner, and it's okay because of who I am. How many of dad's (sic) cheer on Tom in the Super Bowl while your kids are watching?"

Now, not only is Tom Brady living a sin-filled life but he's teaching all the little kiddos out there to do the same. Yessiree, all those little kids watching NFL football on Sunday afternoon are thinking, "Hey, I wanna be like Tom Brady and have a kid with a gorgeous female creature to whom I'm not married."


Christianist crap. Dontcha just wish the Rapture would come and take them all away! Baptist bozos. This is what the previous post's cartoon is talking about - douchebags.

Why is that these fundy christianists who, by the way, have a higher divorce rate in this country than any other religious group, are so fascinated by sex or the lack of it?

If there's one very good reason not to become a fundy, christianist douchebag it's to avoid having to spend eternity in heaven with them! That would not be heaven, that would be hell!

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1 comment:

A World Quite Mad said...

About that picture... Really? That's what happens when someone rejects Jesus? Oh, yeah, that's right. That is what happens because Christians burn them at the stake. >:D I'm being terrible today again LOL

BTW, the name of that church in North Carolina that is going to burn Bibles on Halloween, is called Amazing Grace Baptist Church, though it could be a different one. I'm sure there's more than one of them.

You know, the Christians like to burn things. A bit pyromaniacal if you ask me. I'm not sure that's a word though LOL

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