Powerless!

Aw heck, it was only about 2-3 million people without power...mostly in South Florida, but other parts of the state were also powerless yesterday afternoon.

Note please that both nuclear units at the Turkey Point power plant in Miami-Dade County (pictured) went off-line about 2:30 p.m. EST.

Please note that the Kissimmee Utility Authority also lost power and that parts of the Orlando area were powerless for a time.

"Authorities," (whoever the hell they are) said it was a "minor glitch."

One full day has passed and THEY STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT CAUSED THIS.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THESE ARE NUCLEAR PLANTS WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!

Minor glitch, my ass!