Carrie Prejean - God's little Objet d'tart

Carrie Prejean, the California beauty queen with plastic tits paid for by the Miss California pageant, who became the darling of the religious right for her stand against gay marriage, has gained new notoriety for her well-developed sexual prowess.

You'll recall, I'm sure, how Ms. Prejean claimed she was denied the Miss California title because of her religious beliefs and how she went around telling the world about the pain she suffered. Then she lost her runner-up status, too, because she didn't seem to have the wherewithal to perform her pageant duties.

And then came the news about her plastic tits and a sort-of-nude photo which she insisted was the only one ever in the whole wide world.

And the christianist wingnuts forgave her instantly for her fake boobs and her sort-of nude-photo and took her into their collective bosom and even invited her to share the stage with Repugnican poohbahs at the recent gathering of really freaky broomsticks called the Value Voters Summit.

As the Value Voters cheered and applauded their buxom hero, (who was introduced as "our Miss America), she stepped up to the mike to explain that "even though I didn't win the crown that night, I know that the Lord has so much of a bigger crown in heaven for me."

Not only so, but God had a plan for her all along, she said, and "he knew I was strong enough to get through all the junk that I've been through. I was a woman who stood up for the truth and people don't want to admit that. I had the courage and the bravery that a lot of people don't have."



Miss Prejean is supposed to have a book coming out this month titled, "Still Standing: The Untold Story of My Fight Against Gossip, Hate, and Political Attacks."

But that may be in jeopardy. Seems that Carrie decided to sue the Miss California Pageant folks for a bunch of stuff, including "public ridicule, anxiety, depression and a loss of sleep stemming from the official's handling of her career." (Salon)

Carrie showed up for court. It might have been her day in court except for the fact that "the defendants started playing an extremely graphic homemade sex tape starring none other than Miss Prejean, herself."

Michael Rodgers writing at Open Salon says "... it took only about fifteen seconds of playing the tape before Prejean decided to drop her lawsuit."


Heh. Heh. It seems Miss Carrie knoweth not the truth. But she does know how to make a man happy.