Oh, Reverend Hagee, you're so cute, you with the porky chops and slick-backed hair! And you say they funniest things! Hitler was a half-Jew. That's really funny! You're such a great Bible scholar, I'll bet you found that in your Old Testament, didn't you? What a guy! God's guy! Yup! No wonder so many thousands of the ignorant and naive come to hear you preach!And you write books, too. I even have one of them. Not one of your best, I have to say. I know you don't drink (much) but I think you were probably smashed when you wrote it...ah, let's see, oh yes, Jerusalem Countdown. Out to lunch on that one, Johnny!
You remember Bruce Wilson? He's one of those guys over at talk2action who like to point out what an asshole you really are! Yeah, and now he's got a new article telling not only how in Jerusalem Countdown did you claim that "Hitler and the Nazis were divine agents sent by God to chase Europe's Jews toward Palestine," but you also said something else, something worse, that our lackadaisical media missed.
Sheesh, Johnny, I'm sure you knew this was a crock when you said it, but I also know you're good at making things up and convincing people that you not only believe it but that they should, too.
You said, Johnny, that "Adolf Hitler was born from a lineage of accursed, genocidally murderous 'half-breed' Jews."
Oh, Johnny. You really are full of crap.
Mr. Wilson has a lot more info, including the fact the people can read your insane ramblings on page 149 of your idiotic, moronic, hateful and ridiculously stupid book. You really have a fantastic imagination. Pretty soon you'll be claiming Hitler was related to Esau, even though biblical scholars know there was no Esau, that the story of Esau and Jacob was an old tribal tale lacking historical authenticity.
Omigod! That's what you did! You said "Adolf Hitler was a distant descendant of Esau." You wrote that right there on page 149.
Heh. Heh. Oh, Johnny, how could you be so wrong. Everyone knows that its those red-headed people who are distant descendants of Esau, and it's almost always red-headed people who do the bad stuff in the world, like starting wars, making castor oil, allowing George Bush (either one) to be elected, breeding Glenn Beck, not short circuiting Rush Limbaargh...
In fact, according to "many biblical scholars working in San Antonio, Texas, in a little room at the back of the Alamo, Hitler was really a red head, but dyed his hair with shoe black!"
I'm surprised you didn't know that.
Holy crap! That means, maybe, possibly, perhaps, Hitler really was a distant descendant of the non-existent Esau?
Well, I've got better things to do than point out to people what a stupe you are, Johnny, so I'm gonna quit now.
But folks can read Mr. Wilson's entire article here.
2 comments:
That is funny. The first time I saw John Haggee on television, I thought that one of the Little Rascals had become a Televangelist. One of the fat ones, if you will recall. He even parted his hair the same and probably used the same pomade to grease it.
You know there were laws governing red heads in Germany. Blond Good! Red Head, Not so much! Most European countries considered red heads bad luck because it was the color of the hair of the invading Danes from the Viking invasions. So that when a village had a baby boom, and many were born with red hair, it was pretty obvious, which women had been assaulted during those invasions.
John Haggee is the American equivalent of a British Israeli. He doesn't love the Jewish People, he wants to be one of the people with the covenant, so the Jews must be gotten rid of, so that the Blessed Tribal Members from America and Great Britain can take their place. His claim that Hitler was the descendent of the tainted blood of Esau fits into that exegetical weirdness just perfectly. The only reason that Haggee cares what happens to the Jewish People and to Israel, is because it is conveniently positioned to do two things:
Start Armageddon as a cats paw. AND
Get wiped out making room for his kind to take their place as God's chosen people.
Another great comment, Seeing Eye Chick. You are one smart sweetheart! Right on!
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