Critics suggest ... and duly reported by the idiots in the media

[John Cronyn photo from Chron.com]

This is an AOL headline: "Critics suggest White House is compiling 'enemies' list."

Yup, that's what "critics" suggest. Let's see, tomorrow critics will suggest that Obama is going to kill your grandma. Oh, wait, that's already been suggested. OK. So maybe critics will suggest that Obama was really born in Kenya. Oops, that's already been done, too. How 'bout this: critics suggest Obama plans to confiscate all privately-owned guns. Nah, that was in the NRA ad I just got in the mail!

Well, critics will suggest something, that's for sure. And the news media will report that critics suggested whatever it is they suggest, and some people, dumber than stumps, will say, "Oh, I just knew it! Happens everytime we get a black man from Kenya in the White House!"


The "enemies" list. Seems that there was a suggestion on the White House blog that if people get some strange crap in their e-mail boxes, they might let the Obama people know, because there is so much of this insanity, the Obama folks can't keep up with it all. And when people are out to get you, it's better to know than not to know.

Aha! An enemies list! Yes! Just like Tricky Dick! Oh, wait the dick that was tricky was a Repugnican. Really? Is that possible? A crook, too? Yup! But he loved Jesus.

So Sen. John Cornyn, a Repugnican from Texas, loves Jesus, too, and he's received word from on high somewhere that "Obama wants to do more than just keep track of the debate." Big Bad John (that's what Cornyn likes to call hisself!) knows Obama's up to something dastardly. "It is inevitable that the names, email addresses, IP addresses, and private speech of U.S. citizens will be reported to the White House." Heh. Heh. Right! The White House is concerned about the "private speech of U.S. citizens." When someone like Cornyn makes such a statement, you don't see it as a condemnation of the Obama White House but a condemnation of John Cornyn and his ilk, for that's the first thing in their minds and exactly what they would do and indeed, have done!

But where was Big Bad John when the Bush administration was willfully and flagrantly violating the United States Constitution and the laws of this country by illegally spying on American citizens? Why didn't this Lone Star dipshit complain about that?

Cornyn, as we said, loves Jesus and he claims he's doing the Lord's work for Texas which means he'll no doubt fight any attempt to stop global warming, want to post the Ten Commands in courthouses around the country, and git rid of thet terrible evolution stuff in our public schools.

He also said recently that we needed the F-22's because we might need to bomb India. Heh. Heh.

Methinks he's been wading knee-deep in Texas horseshit for so long he can't smell anything wrong with the stench coming out of his mouth!

Here's the link to the AOL article, which I hesitate to publicize for AOL is usually indistinguishable from FAUX news and that's true of the overall tone of this essay, also...Oh, hell, wash your hands after reading! Linky here.

Watch this video from his 2008 campaign for re-election to the Senate. Big Bad John! Heh, heh. What a moron!