[Photo from Huffington Post]Did you know that Joe (Sam), the so-called plumber, is a real Christian who loved Jesus and tries to live a Xtn life?
If only he wasn't so goddamn stupid!
Alex Koppelman noted, in an interview with the fundy rag, Christianity Today, Sam (aka Joe) was asked as to how he felt about homosexuals getting married, you know, just like real folks, and Sam (aka Joe) hiked up his britches, dusted off his boots, straightened both hairs on his head, and said he thought gay marriage should be up the states and the feds should stay out of it.
But as for he and his family, they will serve the Lord! Yessiree. "I personally still think it's wrong," saith Jose the prophet (aka Sam the prophet). "People don't understand the dictionary -- it's called queer."
I knew that was the problem. Us folks who think gays are people, too, just don't understand that damn dictionary. But....but....seems I recall Joe (aka Sam) going into a library once looking for a dictionary and he ended up in the section called "Dichotomy."
Nah, I made that up.
Anyway, the prophet Jose (aka Joe, aka Sam), continued to esplain to us stupids: "Queer means strange or unusual." (He must have had someone read that to him from a dictionary (which you don't find in the dichotomy section of a library!).
But not to worry, because to call someone a queer "is not like a slur, like you would call a white person a honky or something like that." Nosirree! No slur intended, you goddamn queer!
Then, just to show he is a reel profit and knows what God wants, Jose saith: "You know, God is pretty explicit in what we're supposed to do -- what man and woman are for." Yup. I'll betcha old Jose aka Joe aka Sam wouldn't have a freaking clue if you asked him to point out in the Bible where God is "explicit" like that.
Doesn't matter, 'cause Jose the prophet (aka profit) goes on: "...at the same time, we're supposed to love everybody and accept people, and preach against the sins. I've had some friends that are actually homosexual." Notice he said "actually" by which he meant, I suppose, to distinguish between fake homosexuals, or people just pretending to be homosexual.
Now, Joe speaketh in the past tense, too: "I've had some friends..." He doesn't have any homosexual friends anymore, I'll betcha, 'cause "...they know where I stand, and they know that I wouldn't have them anywhere near my children."
Heehaw! Joe, Jose, Sam, plumber or no, prophet or profit, has to be the dumbest ass in the entire world, and he is a perfect example of the Repugnican base today! Stupid is as stupid does.
You can read all of Koppelman's article here.
5 comments:
Yeah, queer isn't a slur when talking about a gay person just like faggot isn't a slur either.
Joe the slime-ball tax cheat is a racist bigoted prejudiced christianist piece of shit Rethuglican fascist. And none of that was a slur either,
He's an idiot. That's like saying "I had black friends, but you know, they're children of Satan, and so they know where I stand, and they know I wouldn't have them anywhere near my children."
And as anyone who has even an inkling of history knows, that that is an actual argument from another age. Someday in the future, our descendants will look back and think of us as being just as barbaric as we think of ages past.
GE - You've just got to let it out...don't hold back; tell us exactly how you feel! ;-))
A World - You're right. Grandpa's right, too.
Funny you should say that Jacob. I've been told that exact same thing by a couple of other bloggers, too.
Whatever made him an oracle? He was not a plumber, He was not planning to make his plumbing business grow, as he didn’t have a plumbing business. If people wish to hang on his words, let them. This a free country but he seems to be nothing as he is made out to be. If this is the new leadership for his party, it is in bad shape. The electorate gets what it deserves and votes for, Too bad they do not really know what it is they are voting for though.
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