Donald and Tim Wildmon, the founder and the current president of the zany Christian right American Family Association, have decided that McDonald's has committed an offense against Almighty God. As every true Bible-believing Christian is well aware, unforgiven offenses against Almighty God will land you in hell for all eternity; and that's a long time!Obviously McDonalds has been consigned to hell!
And who would know better than Donny and Timmy Wildmon what comprises a hell-worthy offense against God? They've been in the business of denouncing hellish corporations for years and have enlisted millions of god-fearing American fundamentalists in their cause. You'd expect they'd have things down pretty well pat by now.
This is not a defense of McDonald's as McDonald's. Chris Kelly at The Huffington Post says rightly that "There are billions and billions of reasons to hate McDonald's. They took the McRib away, for one, and that burns. (Sometimes I almost wish I'd never loved it at all.)"
But, continues Mr. Kelly, "There's at least one good reason to like McDonald's: They're being boycotted by the American Family Association.
"What did McDonald's do to cross the AFA, its president, Donald Wildmon, and -- by extension -- Jesus (R-Nz.)? They donated $20,000 to the National Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce. McDonald's revenue runs about five billion dollars a quarter, so you can see their profound commitment to destroying the family through sodomy."
Yup, McDonald's, with this massive contribution, is, according to the AFA, "promoting the homosexual agenda, including homosexual marriage."
In fact, Donny Wildmon, now getting up in years, says that the home of the Big Mac is "promoting a lifestyle that would utterly destroy the traditional family."
It must be frustrating for "old" Donny. I mean the AFA has boycotted Burger King, Carl's Jr., 7-11, Proctor & Gamble, and Kraft. They've gone after IKEA, Old Navy, Kohl's, Target, Kmart, and Sears.
And while the homosexuals are still promoting their family-destroying lifestyle, there seems to be no let up in the number of traditional marriages! Not only so, but every one of these companies is still in business.
You almost wonder if god gives a damn.
1 comment:
I really wonder what Jesus would say or do about such things. I suspect He would have better things to do. There are real problems in the world that affect billions of people’s daily lives. Many of which could be cured or made easier. I would think God would be more interested I worldwide problems regardless of race, color, religion etc. I hope so anyway.
So far the gays are still a tiny minority and have not taken over the world. They have not changed anyone’s marriage or made divorcé disappear, or adultery, etc. Crime is still around as is disease. Surely there are better things to do with one’s time and energy.
Bob Poris
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