Thursday, January 26, 2012

Wipes and Swipes #1

Michele Bachmann says she's gonna run for Congress one more time.  Whoopee!  And if the people of Minnesota elect her again, they will deserve exactly what they get - one of the most arrogant and ignorant religious nutcases in history!  If you can count as high as zero, you can describe her moral IQ and her legislative achievements!

Rick Santorum claims that homosexuality is not healthy for society.  Actually, Rick Santorum is not healthy for society!

Did you year that Boner cried during Gabrielle Giffords resignation.  Before you conclude his weeping must mean he has feelings, remember he cries when he gets a hangnail!

Gingrich wants to make English our nation's official language and once said that "Spanish is the language of living in the ghetto."  Not surprisingly, the Grinch is way down in the polls when it comes to the Latino vote.  But he thinks he'll get at least 40% of the Latino vote if he makes it to the general election.

Gotta wonder what the Republican Jews of south Florida are gonna think about the Mormon practice of baptizing the dead, including dead Jews, so they can get into the Mormon heaven...and how will that impact their view of ol' Mittens.

A Republican dunderhead from Arizona, Rep. Trent Franks, has brought up from the slimy recesses of his christianist mind, a bill which would ban all abortions after 20 weeks in the District of Columbia.  It seems we're never going to rid ourselves of these creeps who talk about freedom but operate like fascist dictators.

Alaska Airlines used to hand out little Prayer Cards on meal trays.  Surprisingly, some folks didn't think that was appropriate.  Alaska Airlines no longer hands out the Prayer Cards.  Isn't it nice when the good guys win?

Tim Geithner expects he'll be shown the door if Obama is re-elected.  He should have been shown the door a long time ago; he's a fox in the hen house.  A mistake, methinks, for Obama to have kept him on.

I agree with Fidel Castro.  Fidel, now 85, wrote in an opinion piece that "The selection of a Republican candidate for the presidency of this globalized and expansive empire is - and I mean this seriously - the greatest competition of idiocy and ignorance that has ever been."  Right on, Fidel!

Chalk up another win for Obama:  Navy seals (the same team that got bin Laden) were able to rescue two hostages who had been held by Somalian pirates since October.  The only seals that did anything under Bush's watch were the ones who slip-slide around begging for food at Sea World.

Bill Gates of Microsoft fame is arguing that the rich should pay more taxes.  An astute ploy by Mr. Gates but will probably go unheeded by other billionaires (except for Buffett) and the Tea Party patrons who somehow think they are in the 1%...

Santorum, being the moronic candidate representing the Vatican and Roman Church, says now that the "Left" (which I'd guess includes everyone who doesn't agree with him) uses our universities to "indoctrinate" children in order to keep the liberals in power.  That's why President Obama wants kids to go to college.  It's hard to believe how stupid this person is, but he proves it every time he opens his mouth.  If he had his way all public schools would become Catholic schools and every person in this country would be bound by Roman Catholic doctrine and ruled by the Pope! 

Sounds like Iran wants to start talking again about nuclear reactors and such.  Thank you, President Obama. for your patient but firm and principled stand.  The dunderheads on the right who want to replace you would have gone to war by now and we would again have suffered major losses of our blood and treasure!

In a diatribe against his rival, Mitt Romney, the Grinch said "We're not stupid."  Perhaps not.  How about pure evil?

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