Monday, September 16, 2013

Holy Water is full of crap!

[Image from here.]

Researchers have discovered that while Holy Water may be "holy" it is also filled with crap.  Evidently the magical "Holy Spirit" has fallen down on the job which involves, through exorcism, keeping holy water pure for the faithful.

In parts of Europe, 86% of holy water contains fecal matter.  Holy water is generally used to wet congregant's lips and for baptisms.

E. Coli goes to church.  The devil sure is sneaky!

The irony is so rich.

Perhaps Roman Catholic and other churches where holy water receptacles are ubiquitous could set up a holy filtration system to keep out the evil crap.

And while they're working on that they might consider a filtration system for the pulpit.

There's more here.

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