Saturday, November 5, 2011

The Roman Catholic Church introduces new translation of the Mass...

Thanks to Atheist Cartoons.

...and people everywhere are confused, angry, mystified, joyous, stunned, remorseful, leaving the church, drinking excessively, and voting Democratic.

The next major topic the Roman church will take on in these perilous times is the perennial favorite, which has never been answered satisfactorily in accordance with Holy Scripture:  "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?"

If you have nothing better to do and like to waste time you can learn everything you want to know about the new translation of the Mass by clicking here.

1 comment:

Sailor said...

Very interesting.

I remember how Syro Malabar church in Kerala incorporated Indian classical dance and Hindu rituals during the mass to blends with the culture here. They even go for the Mary in Indian cloths. I think the Indian Catholics steal that idea from the African Mary and Jesus.

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