McCain & Hagee - the Tale of Two Stooges!

This is just too funny. And rather sad.


The tale of two stooges!

McCain finally figured out that Hagee said lots of bad things about Jews and other people and had some really wacko ideas and is certifiably insane.

Hagee finally realized that McCain would jump to any side of the fence if it would bring him another vote or two and that McCain probably isn't a "born-again" Christian; hell, he probably isn't even a Baptist!

So, today, McCain "rejected the endorsement of megachurch pastor and ardent Zionist John Hagee after learning of a sermon in which Hagee posited that Nazism was God's will."

How is it that McCain is just getting the word now?

Anyway, old flip-flopping John said that he found Hagee's statements "deeply offensive and indefensible," and he said, "I repudiate them." Then he went on with as much fake sincerity as McCain can muster, to say that he "must reject his endorsement as well."


Here's the humorous part: Hagee turned right around and rejected McCain's rejection and said he was taking back his endorsement of McCain as well! The reason he was doing this, of course, was so people wouldn't think badly of McCain. He said that bad people have been digging up things he had said in the past so they could misconstrue what he had said or meant or something and make him sound like a bad guy when he's really a good guy and a man of the Lord and a prophet who can take a 1,500 year old piece of scripture and tell you exactly what it means for your life and the whole world today!

Hagee said he's "tired of these baseless attacks and fear that they have become a distraction in what should be a national debate about important issues."

Well, Hagee, old chap, they're not "baseless," as we can quote you chapter and verse, and when you go around spouting off about how we need a nuclear war with Iran so your beloved End Times comes crashing down killing all the Jews and all people who are not fundamentalist Christians and you get to be whooshed naked up into the heavens (God, is that a horrible mental picture!), and when you actually talk to a president who talks to God and you work to bolster his already insane notions of a nuclear conflict with Iran, that is a pretty damn important issue!


Poor McCain, though. He's stuck. He's made so many stupid mistakes and errors in judgment he doesn't know what to do. So, old John, who claims he's going to run a "clean" campaign, immediately grabbed this opportunity to sling dirt and that's just what he did: He said, well at least Hagee wasn't my pastor and I didn't sit in his church and listen to his sermons for twenty years, like someone else named Barack Obama did with his pastor, Jeremiah Wright.

What a wuss!

A pox on both their houses!