Water in North Dakota makes legislators crazy

Well, maybe it isn't the water. But something in North Dakota severely compromises intelligent thinking among the legislators in that state.

First they tried to ban all abortions.

Now, a piece of asshat legislation called the Personhood bill, SF 1572 is on the table. It's already passed the North Dakota House and is figured to slide through the Senate easily. And, the governor of the state, while he hasn't said much, is very much against women having any control over their own bodies.

This idiotic, moronic piece of legislation is a mirror image of the piece of crap that Colorado turned down: It will "grant every fertilized egg in the state full rights, and any intentional death of that fertilized egg would constitute murder." That's according to Andy Birkey, writing at rhreality.check.org.

Here's part of the actual wording: "The state shall naturalize all preborn persons and shall afford to them all the privileges and immunities of state citizenship guaranteed in... the Constitution of North Dakota."

Heh. Heh.


Now, whatever else you want to say about this, it is, in fact, a piece of religious bullshit, foisted upon the public by a bunch of rightwingnut christianists of both the Protestant and Catholic variety.

It is RELIGION! It is not science, it is not connected to reality. It is insanity!


Birkey notes that Tim Stanley, who represents Planned Parenthood of Minnesota, is a bit upset. He believes, rightly, I think, that this bill could reverberate and cause all kinds of untold suffering and despair across the country.

The asshat religious fruitcakes in the North Dakota legislature may well have opened a Pandora's Box: "It's possible," said Stanley, that this bill could result in criminal prosecution for women who have a miscarriage. Under this language a miscarriage could be investigated for manslaughter or reckless abandonment."

It gets sillier. A law in the grand state of North Dakota forbids two people from riding a bicycle built for one! If the bill passes, a pregnant woman riding a bike would be breaking the law!


The man behind this garbage is Dan Ruby, a Repugnican from Minot. Ruby spends most of his time worrying that women might do something with their bodies that is forbidden by the Pope. He's 38 years old, a Roman Catholic, has TEN CHILDREN and has a waste disposal business.

Some have called him a serial moron.

His goal, which he has stated clearly, is to rid our country of Roe v. Wade.


If worse comes to worse, under this law a woman's life could be compromised to save a fertilized egg.

That makes a hell of a lot of sense, doesn't it?

I wonder if the Catholics have a hell for serial morons who insist on making their psychotic belief system the law of the land?

North Dakota morons!

[Image is of christianist freak, Dan Ruby, Repugnican of North Dakota]

They tried this in Colorado. Didn't work. Smarter people in Colorado.

The North Dakota House, passed by a margin of 51-41 a bill which would make a fertilized egg a real human person!

In other words, a fertilized egg would have all the rights of a real human being, "a step that would essentially ban abortion in the state."

It is "a direct challenge to Roe v. Wade. Now this idiocy goes to the North Dakota senate.


Dan Ruby is the wingnut who sponsored the bill.

Cara, writing for Feministe, says "the language of this bill is also a direct challenge to contraception as well as abortion, since non-barrier methods of contraception are believed to maybe cause fertilized eggs to fail in attaching themselves to the uterine wall."

She further says that "since that attachment to the uterine wall is the only real way that we are currently able to identify pregnancy, and therefore how we define it, this bill would also give these fertilized eggs rights from the before the moment at which we are currently able to scientifically prove that they even exist.

"Just wrap your head around that one."


'Tis difficult to wrap my head around the fact that legislators in the State of North Dakota are such complete morons!

Why do these religious wingnuts believe they have the right to impose their immoral morality upon the rest of the people in this country? There just can't be a god, 'cause if there were, she'd strike them down where they sit upon their legislative asses.

Ruby, by the way, is a Repugnican, a Roman Catholic, has a high school diploma, and owns a sanitation business. We can understand the last 'cause he is full of shit!


Read the entire article here. More here. And you can learn what christianist freaks think about this here.