tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-558253513796745662.post5684941932011717294..comments2023-08-13T07:09:16.921-04:00Comments on Contextual Criticism: New Jesus license plate in Florida?Lowellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15305748075301453010noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-558253513796745662.post-52289146814135942082009-04-27T18:28:00.000-04:002009-04-27T18:28:00.000-04:00Christ on a plate, A World Quite Mad! Dontcha kno...Christ on a plate, A World Quite Mad! Dontcha know quoting scriptures to these fruitcakes just makes them madder? Only they can quote scripture and only they know which scriptures are appropriate.<br /><br />Torture is in the eye of the beholder, I guess. If Cheney doesn't think it's torture, then it's not. As Jesus said, "Follow the Dick, he shall lead you to the mortgaged land."<br /><br />Or, in another famous passage that few people know about -- it's very well hidden: "Verily, verily, I say unto you: In the year 2009 Common Era, politicians and other nogoodniks in the state of Florida in the USA shall put my tortured picture on a license plate even though such a deed shall contravene the constitution of the United States. Give unto Caesar, saith I. Give old Caesar a license to make plates bearing mine image as remembered by a medieval monk.<br /><br />"Let us pray. O great Dick, may you roast in hell for your tortured views as to right and wrong. Amen."Lowellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15305748075301453010noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-558253513796745662.post-91030315459150097752009-04-27T17:04:00.000-04:002009-04-27T17:04:00.000-04:00"And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the h...<I>"And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites [are]: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.<br /><br />But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly."(Matthew 6:5-6)</I>As an aside, I wonder if it crosses their mind that they're putting an image of someone being tortured to death on their license plates. Oh, wait, I got it. That's why they're for torture.A World Quite Madhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18173346413223847865noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-558253513796745662.post-21615343359001221142009-04-27T15:17:00.000-04:002009-04-27T15:17:00.000-04:00LOL!LOL!Visitornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-558253513796745662.post-27707115158032883212009-04-27T09:42:00.000-04:002009-04-27T09:42:00.000-04:00I dare a Muslim or an atheist or a Jew to offer a ...I dare a Muslim or an atheist or a Jew to offer a religious plate. It would make them a target of the skinheads and our local Taliban. Religion seems to be a divider for these religious fanatics. I am sure Jesus would not buy one if He is visiting Florida at this time. He did have something to say about people that wore their religion so openly. Why don’t people listen and try to do as He said? What is their agenda?Bob Porisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-558253513796745662.post-48583220337329628462009-04-26T20:14:00.000-04:002009-04-26T20:14:00.000-04:00With all the problems in Florida with unemployment...With all the problems in Florida with unemployment and foreclosures and these idiots are concerned with putting a religious symbol on the state license plate.<br /><br />This action is Unconstitutional because it promotes one religion over all others. <br /><br />As if this was the first time Florida had done something Unconstitutional...Nov 2000.Grandpa Eddiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18125393059316349669noreply@blogger.com